The Sheets Are Immaculate
What:
The Sheets Are Immaculate
Who:
Cry Bloxsome, Samuel Lieblich and Alasdair Beer
Where:
Online here
How much:
Free
I like this blog for a few reasons. First, one of its creators is Cry Bloxsome who is amazing. Secondly, while they encourage contributions, they're not afraid to be picky, which keeps things tight, and they draw the line at poetry, which keeps things enjoyable. Thirdly, they have a manifesto that reads like they wrote it when they were drunk and angry and overwhelmed with ego, then tidied it up a bit the next morning.
Their stance is that mainstream writing tries to please everyone by not offending anyone and is thus inherently boring. So they echo Henry Miller: "This is not writing, in the ordinary sense of the word. No, this is a prolonged insult, a gob of spit in the face of Art, a kick in the pants to God, Man, Destiny, Time, Love, Beauty..."
Being offensive is no great achievement in itself, of course, but these three chaps are quite brilliant, or at the very least interesting, and from what I've seen of the site they're fun even when they're foul.
This is fast, clever writing with no time for politeness or concern for sensitivities. Have a look. You'll either love it or hate it, and I'm pretty sure they don't care which.
By Alice Fenton
Format: Online
Genre: Other
Keywords: Blog, Creative Writing, Cry Bloxsome
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