The Umbuster
More than the nose picking, the endless demands, the reckless driving, you know what makes me a bad person? I don't want it to rain.
Drought you say? Dead polar bears? I laugh at your anecdotage. Know why? Umbrella midgets. Those little bastards who strut around with their umbrellas poking you in the eye like it's their big chance to get back at tall people.
Well, as though he looked inside my soul and saw the tiny part that yearns for redemption, Sruli Recht created The Umbuster. A device that might contravene weapons laws, but allows me to exact revenge upon umbrella midgets, even as our reservoirs fill. Poke me in the eye? A face full of metal for you, sir.
Stinging, just stinging, in the rain.
By Penny Modra
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