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Secret Identities

Article published 6th Jan 10
Secret Identities Goods

What:
Secret Identities

Where:

Brooklyn Superhero Supply Company

When:
Immediately

How much:

From $8.75 + postage

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When even Carmen San Diego's been snapped, what chance have you got, lowly lay-superhero, to evade super-villains? Enter, Secret Identities. Everyone knows Gordon Ramsay, aka an archetypal ‘Cranky Head Chef', is amazing at blending butter - so blending in will be a breeze. And when you've got some heaps hot family jewels that crims can't help but covet, what better to cool off in than ‘Selfless Firefighter's' fireproof pants? The motto of this Secret Identity Program is: Strive to be boring. Like I need to try! But a new name like Hank 'Shank' Sherman is the perfect garnish on my forgettable face pie.

Whether you decide to don some inconspicuous duds or fork out US$643 for a Mild Manner (that shit is priceless! Ever suspected your Yoga Teacher of bending the law as well as their body? Hell no!), the Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co is the place to go for your Secret Identity needs. The shop itself even has an alter-ego, as its real purpose is to teach local street urchins how to speak good and maybe even one day usurp their shadowy leader, Dave Eggers, using the written word. But let's not let the truth get in the way of a good Secret Identity. Remember, blend in, be boring, and fame-free carousing with civilians will be yours.

By Angela Bennetts

Location: Online

Price: Under $10

Product Type: Accessories

Keywords: Dave Eggers, Secret Identity, Superhero Supply Co

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