Hawphabet
What's a Hawphabet you ask? It's Haw's R-rated version of the commonly known alphabet! What could be R-rated about the alphabet? Just you wait. Haw has a special gift of turning the ordinary into the sensually and hilariously extraordinary. And it's not all b's in the shape of boobies, h's in the shapes of willies and w's in the shape of gynies - there's a healthy mix of donut, cigarette bowl, gun, knife and furry little creature shaped alphabets too.
You may remember Haw from previous ventures such as Peeple. And there's talk of some naughty Hawphabet t-shirts coming if you're good boys and girls and cross your t's and dot your i's. Hawphabet calendar is on its way first though. But for now, you're just gonna have to hang Haw's naughty font family on the back of your toilet door and pray Nanna doesn't pop round for a cuppa anytime soon.
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