What:
Golden Circle cordial
Where:
All good supermarkets
How much:
Depends on size, but there's more value in a 2L. And if you pay over $3.50, it's un-Australian
"I feel like a glass of water..."
"That sounds about as appetising as a big pile of dirt."
An age old dilemma. Although not exactly a shining beacon of newness and discovery, GCc means that you'll never have to worry about the boring nature of your constant water consumption.
Please note that Cottee's is not a suitable substitution for this magic formula. Fruit Cup Crush is better than the very notion of an entirely air-conditioned world, and Pacific Fruits Crush will blow your mind and somehow warm you up like a cosy cup-o-tea. (Crazy but true).
So if you're sitting in that beverage watch tower, waiting for something exciting to happen; stay where you are. I can simply splash a little life fuel into your boring glass of water from here (assuming that I do discover the other half of my lick-a-prize super soaker).
Note: I realise that Billabong ice creams were featured in this very publication, but you need to know that the Rainbow Paddle Pop is a work of art. There is also a striking resemblance between the Paddle Pop lion and Chad Kroeger, lead singer of Nickelback. (that's right, I know his name).
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